mahnoor98x:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

Hahahaha awwee

(Source: teambeentohell)

hummelberry:

hummelberry:

i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?

google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people

laugh-addict:

(Source: too-relevant)

ackles-with-freckles:

norsegodsandfallenangels:

godzilla23:

Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it.

This is the best joke.

HAHAHAHAHHAHHA

GUYS MY DAD WAS AT COSTCO TODAY AND THERE WAS AN ACTUAL PRIEST THERE AND I HAD TOLD MY DAD THIS JOKE LAST NIGHT AND HE WENT UP TO THE PRIEST AND TOLD HIM THE JOKE

AND HE BURST OUT LAUGHING

i’M CRYING! omg…

(Source: catholicfemininegenius)

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

(Source: trackmeetdjcrew)

gothgirlsonly:

everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards

cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial)

rnikan:

the first thing you should notice about a girl is her eyes