twit-twat:

svveden:

a haiku about me in social situations

what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what what

this looks like the opening to thrift shop

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

(Source: pawprints-plus-guitars)

rebellious-souls-xx:

omfg that is so cute 

(Source: periodandbonerstories)

(Source: elcilantroo)

iamfandom:

roryismewaitingforseason3:

I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.

He doesn’t have a car.

He lives 10 miles away.

He ran.

 

Go write this in a book. NOw.

skateboarder420:

i cant believe my son just dadzoned me…

(Source: annperkins)

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

toukos:

austriasweden:

toukos:

héllo yés í ám spéákíng frénch

*Bonjour. *Oui, *je *suis *parler *français

ok congratulations u missed the joke good job